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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

15.06.2025 02:41

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

Why do liberals refuse to define what a woman is and what does that mean for the future of feminism?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

{RING} {RING}

Yes sir it is.

Is anyone up to have a little conversation?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

After a few moments he returns.

Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What does it mean when someone leaves something in your house, your room to be exact, and when you tell them, they say they left it there on purpose?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

It is day 42 of the Trump administration. Is the war in Ukraine over? Is inflation solved? Are groceries cheaper?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.